But just imagine, the Impala being turned into a human, male, only responds to Baby, with the Texiest of Texan accents, while naming all his parts like car parts.
*Blinking ferocisouly in the dark* “Dean, mah lights ain’t workin’! I cain’t see a thang!”
*grabs his stomach* “I gotta get some gas, my tank’s making one helluva noise.”
*first time peeing* “Dean, mah radiator’s sprung a leak!”
When arriving at diners or something he just stands in a space in the parking lot.