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smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

(Source: yffud, via badwolfbooks)

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nightvaliandragon:

No but imagine all the trouble Carlos must have gotten himself into when first coming to Night Vale. Committing felonies like ordering his Portobello mushroom well-done, using black notebooks, and keeping his glasses in his left front pocket. Poor guy.

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of-werewolves-and-winchesters:

But just imagine, the Impala being turned into a human, male, only responds to Baby, with the Texiest of Texan accents, while naming all his parts like car parts. 

*Blinking ferocisouly in the dark* “Dean, mah lights ain’t workin’! I cain’t see a thang!”
*grabs his stomach* “I gotta get some gas, my tank’s making one helluva noise.”
*first time peeing* “Dean, mah radiator’s sprung a leak!”

When arriving at diners or something he just stands in a space in the parking lot.

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Rainbow Rumpus Partytown

blogjolras said: have you considered grantaire carrying a banjo everywhere to sarcastically play over enjolras' speeches

spielbach:

oh my god

Guys I just realised

euterpeschild:

So there are about 5 Gryffindor boys every year, right?

And the Marauders were all the same year

That means

There was one poor Gryffindor boy who had to put up with the four Marauders in his room for seven years

expressopatronum:

Teddy and Victoire have invented a method of breathing through their ears though.

WE ARE THE ONE’S WRITING CHEESY FANFICTION, J. K. ROWLING, CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE

accioakhaten:

Teddy Lupin creating a hair colour code

Teddy Lupin teaching Victorie the code

Teddy Lupin and Victorie creating a whole language in code

Teddy Lupin sending dirty little things through code

Teddy Lupin being a bad ass colour changing punk. 

  • teddy lupin after reading rita skeeter's article: i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

roisinlikesbooks:

How do you think Harry feels about his godson being this slick ladies man while he dribbled pumpkin juice when he tried to smile at Cho Chang?

comealongraggedypond:

when i first read the epilogue, i got the impression that it was the first time that teddy and victoire kissed, but this rita skeeter article notes them kissing three years before the epilogue takes place. does this mean that teddy and victoire have been making out in dark corners for at least three years before their family noticed? did everyone read this article and assume that rita was making shit up since she did the same for everyone else?

punkdraco:

Teddy Lupin

A first Hufflepuff to win the Triwizard Tournament, an inborn master of disguise, Teddy Lupin avoided being photographed by The Daily Prophet by turning into Rita Skeeter every time she’d get close. He did, however, give an interview, in which he explained how he’d managed to get past the five-headed dog. “Canines love me,” he said mysteriously. Rita Skeeter reports seeing the ghosts of the past glistering in his, now bright purple, eyes.

punkdraco:

Teddy Lupin

A first Hufflepuff to win the Triwizard Tournament, an inborn master of disguise, Teddy Lupin avoided being photographed by The Daily Prophet by turning into Rita Skeeter every time she’d get close. He did, however, give an interview, in which he explained how he’d managed to get past the five-headed dog. “Canines love me,” he said mysteriously. Rita Skeeter reports seeing the ghosts of the past glistering in his, now bright purple, eyes.

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batmanisagatewaydrug:

Imagine Victoire convincing Teddy to pierce his ears

Imagine Victoire doing the piercings herself, the muggle way

Imagine Teddy coming to Victoire for all subsequent piercings

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cedricdiggorious:

help i’ve fallen in love with a character whose personality is mostly made up by the fandom

"I’ll kill him."

Bill Weasley every time he catches Teddy Lupin snogging his daughter in another dark corner.  (via malfoyspotter)

http://tennaphilia.tumblr.com/post/91204388287/to-me-the-greatest-thing-about-skeeters-article

tennaphilia:

To me, the greatest thing about Skeeter’s article is this: Teddy was mentioned. The fact that he’s a half werewolf was mentioned. And his snogging of Victoire is also mentioned. Yet, despite the fact that this article was written by Rita Skeeter there was nothing degrading werewolves or…